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You are in a room with two doors.
The door on the left is blue.
The door on the rigth is red.
Do you open the [[blue door]]?
Do you open the [[red door]]?you enter a blue room. The door locks behind you.
There is a boy chainedd to a wall.There is a key just out of his reach.
Ther is a door at the other end of the room.
You open the [[other door]].
should you [[let him go]]You enter a red room.
There is a door at the other end.
You don't like this room. Maybe you should [[go back|start]]
You open the [[other door]] you go through the door and enter the next room.
The room has a table with a note., two doors, and a mirror
Look through the [[mirror]]-warning you are extremely vain. you might never look up.
go through the [[first door]] or the [[second door]]
[[read the note]].The boy gets up and thanks you for leting him go.
He says that had you not let him go he would of been fed to a big dragon.
the boy is obviously not well fed but he tells you that he has super powers.
This boy is crazy [[lock him up again]]
say okay and then take him with you through the [[next door]]
you try to lock him up again but he resists you. apparently he really does have super powers. He runs through the [[next door?]]you enter the room. ON the other side is ia door that says finish. You don't know why but you know that if you get through that door then you will be safe. but in between you and the door. there is huge dragon. You know that this is the drgaon that the kid would of been eaten by had i not freeed him.
Ask the boy to use his [[super powers.]]
turn tail and [[run]]-hint this may end in you bursting into flames.
you ask the boy to use his super powers
to this day you still don't know what he did.
but the dragon disappeared
You go through the door that says [[finish]]you try to run but you see a flash of heat heat and light. You your vision goes black for a couple of seconds. You wake up and see two angels.
You ask them if your dead?
they say yes.
you ask a second question
So you guys are taking me to heven.
Both angels look sad at this question
Nope! a voice calls. I look over and i see a fat guy with red skin, devil horns a pitch fork plus a tail
Your going to the other place he says with a grin worthy of the devil.
Go back to [[start]]you enter the room. There are just two doors plus a sign that says:
You are sucha gullible squirt! Do you really believe everything that a door tells you!
After reading this outloud a monkey comes in and slaps the sign. For some strange reason this doesn't seem strange to you. However what you do find strange is the fact that the monkey looks at you and says wasup doug.
Go through the [[1st door]] or the [[2nd door]]you look throught he mirror. The mirror shows you only not you.But you don't realize this.
The mirror shows you without your faults. You are perfect.
You never look away and you die from old age looking at the mirror.
Go back to [[start]]you enter a room and the door locks behind you. You are on a stage. on the other side there is another stage with a doot that says. finish. you look down a the the gap between you and the other one. There is a large obstacle course! fulll of spikes and traps and dangers!there is of course an alternate. it is a bridge over maneating shark infested waters.
[[Try the bridge.]]
Do the [[obstacle course]]
you enter the room. Inside this room you grindlewald and dumbledore dueling like dabbers.
your like sayth whaaat?
strike them down and you journey to the dark side shall be complete.
You look over an there is this old guy in a cloak that has more wrinkles than like anything in the universe.
[[strike them down]] And while you are at it He is creeping you out.
[[through the door]] Yes thats right there is a door. Why didn´t i tell you this because it just appeared!
yeah its probably a magic door.
you read the note.
It says don't look into the mirror
well now you are stuck on this screen unless you click this congrats you did the safe thing and survived. you see batman doing something while you escape but you don't really care. You proved that you are smart responsible and you are now a grown up teenager that is now mature and does the right thing.
ya i knew you regrettedyour life choices of goodeness and kindess plus the shameful of act of using your head
back to [[start]]?you enter the room.Your are blown away.
In front of you is the most awesome obstacel course in the history of obstacl courses. it has everything. Finally a challenge worthy of your savage skills.
You don't entirely understand why you think you have savage moves but hey who knows when you don't even know if anybody knows that you don't know who you are and they know who you are and what you used to know. Sorry i just couldn't resist using the word know that many times.
So now you have too choices now don't you?
go through this super exciting,super awesome,super dangerous obstacle?
If so click [[here|death]]
Or you could take the super boring super non-exciting super safe [[bridge]]you have awoken. you are alive and not doused in cocktail sauce. I really hope that you didn´t think that I was lieing that would be really bad.
I would hate that.
I told you that that wasn´t happening.
I did tell you that their was a cheeseburgar. I wasn´t lieing.
[[pull of some savage moves]].
[[make a friend instead of an enemy|friends]].you are in a room with two doors blue door and red door blah blah blah you read this at the beginning.
except now you have a key.
[[blue door]] savage moves!!! dey r soe boss.
too bad savage moves got nothing on enchanted food.
yeah it kicks you but
back to [[start]]
well just cause the food is enchanted doesn´t mean it is mean.
you become friends.
cheese burgar helps you get to the other end.
you are at the door you open the door.
you see a wizard in a study
he asks you to be his apprentice.
[[heck no]] You have savage moves plus an enchanted cheeseburgar.
you become his apprentice. he tells you your story.
I´m not going to tell you because tht would take time and i am lazy and don´t like to work
when he dies you make the world safe for wizards and enchanted food!
you win back to [[start]]?yeah wizrd don´t like that.
he says your stupid.
you tell him that he is old
this is true. evidence of this is the fact that the guy literaly has a heart attack right before the last word of the incantation that would banish you to the underworld.
you rock. you won.
don´t question this.
just roll with it
look cool and savage.
the crowd goes wild
you are hungry
you eat the wizards supply of poptarts.
don´t worry he gets free poptarts and he thought that you would accept his offer so he left the rights to free poptarts for life to you.
you are so cool
go back to [[start]]You enter the room. There is a sgin that says this message is random.
There is a tiny pyramid tha looks like the aluminati!.
it is tied to a enchanted hotdog.
Not one of those cruddy hot dogs
The ones with a white bun and cooked to perfection.
Its infused with cheese and bacon. It has just enough ketchup and mustard. It is awesome. It also wants to kill you.
[[Fight it for the aluminati]]
[[eat it bro!]] Don't worry there is also a root beer machine at one end so you have a drink!you walk in to the room
You are in camatoze!
You learn the way of the mysti arts from Dr. Strange!
You steal the eye of agomotto
[[sell it too thanos]] for lots of poptarts.
enchanted food always wins bro
back to [[start]]?you eat it.
you have the aluminati.
you ar boss
back to [[start]]?you use the eye to create a time loop over your aging. so that you can live forever plus a alternate universe that you control so now you get to live in pardise forever!
back to [[start]]? thanos gives you enough poptarts to last a life time.
you are hungry you have cable.
back to [[start]]? you strike all the old people down.
including that creepy old guy.
you are now a sith
you are dark
you are awesome
you have a lightsaber
where did it come from?
you don´t care its yours now.
back to [[start]]congrats you won. don't know how don't really care. you just won and i am just the allpowerfull narrator who controls the world you live in as well as the othr wourlds in your universe. I also control some other universes like th one you are in right now. Ya your jsust a meaningless speck in this infinte universe.
Did i just blow your head off.
Jk i wouldn't let you restart if you didn't mean anything like a pawn in a big chess game full of big dangerous players.
wanna go back to [[start]]?you enter the room. ON the other side is ia door that says finish. You don't know why but you know that if you get through that door then you will be safe. but in between you and the door. there is huge dragon. You know that this is the drgaon that the kid would of been eaten by had i not freeed him.
Ask the boy to use his [[super powers]]
turn tail and [[run]]-hint this may end in you bursting into flames.
You ask him to use his super powers. But the boy is like heck no!
you tried to lock me up again and leave me for dragon chow!
You are on your own yo!(He says all of this with a newyorker accent)
he boy runs like a savage and pulls of some savage moves using savage skills and wolverine claws!?
That is just not fair.
Well now you have two options: He´s not the only one with [[savage moves!]], or you can try and [[make a friend]]ya your dead. savage moves only get you so far when your facing a giant killer dragon.
you are like so dead and by the way do you want to go back to [[start]]?
maybe if you had wolverine claws you could of escaped.yeah you burst into flames.
Hey what can you expect?
It was a giant fire breathing 8 ton lizard with wings!
You would of needed a dragon cloak which to do that you would of needed a dragon. Which would of course light you on fire before you could get some of tis sheded skin.
however dragons don´t shed. For the first ten years of their life the live in fear that they will die.
finally in their eighth year they go to sleep for two years. During this time they have a massive growth spurt and grow to up to ten times their orginal size.When they awake they have to fight and win another adult dragonto be considered adults. When that is done they are considered adults.
well anyway you are dead so do you want to [[restart]]?Jk! There are no restarts in lifen but there is a back to [[start]] button!you pull of savage moves but when youo get across bat man says because i'm batman! and then shoots you in the face.
While you are slowly dieing the villan pub song from hishe on youtube who you should totally checkout starts playing. you start to join in but then you die.
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